Contest Time!!!

Hey guys today we are having a contest! To see who can make the most funniest comedy ever!




Heres how to enter: Ok so this is Austin and the way you enter is email me your comedy i will put my email on the bottom if no one enters i will have a comedy i made ok so my email is at the bottom so enter if youed like! kk Austin Out!


















~gamerdiva10@gmail.com

Happy pets HELP!

Hey Everyone Its Austin here today i need a favor! My mom wont let me get happy pets ILOVETHATGAME but its on her facebook Will someeone help me!!!

99 years of tourcher ep.6

Hello everyone! Bob here So today austin will tell what happend at school today and then tell our main subject witch is.... Drum role PLEASE! ( dun dun dun  dun dun ) The duck comedy

Austin: OK first my day at school!?! well today we had a substitute so......( SHE WAS MEAN)

So yeah but we learned about how to multiply decimals like:  carry 1 carry 1   2.3

                                                                                                                               x5.6

                                                                                                                      =   carry 1  1  3 8

                                                                                                                                   +   1 1  5=

                                                                                                                                        2  5   3

Yeah!

Ok now time for The duck comedy

here we go

Rabbit: Hey duck

Duck: (mumbles to him self)

Rabbit:Duck!

Duck: ( keeps mumbleing to him self )

Rabbit: DUCK!?!

Duck: WHAT?!?!

Rabbit: NO DUCK

Duck: I SAID WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Rabbit:  ......... (sigh) ( Rabbit ducks)

(BOOM)

( Duck gets smacked)

Rabbit: hey duck

Duck: What!?!?

Rabbit : i told you to duck (says as walking away)

THEENDTHEENDTHEENDTHEND!

Austin: Wow (laughs) stupid duck........ Well Have a great night Bye enjoy the Tigers V.s Giants 

Baseball game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................................lol

Bob: Peace mahomies

Michigan plans change!

Ladies and gentelmen I have great news
Im Going to Michigan Nov.14 after i get outa school! and its 14th to the 25th! ok bye love yall!

My request for my dear aunt

This week is red ribbin week and every day we support The drug/bully/text free day:

1. Monday: Dress your best day for picture day!
2. Tuesday: PJ's Day
3. Wednesday: Support your team and Wear your jersey!
4. Thursday:Dont know!
5. Friday:Dont Know!

99 years of tourcher ep.5!

Why good afternoon peeps!
Today on ( dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun)  99 years of tourcher! Austin is gonna ask you some questions?. TAKE IT AWAY GIRLFRIEND!



Austin: Ok? LOL well my first question/statment
Is'

My friend has a blog too and she needs a favor and well not a favor she asked me a question and i didnt have a answer so could you help me out by comenting ideas plz



next thing is if theres a idea you want me to do like 99 years of tourcher coment it ill do it if you say Austin can you plz do a......... thats all today folks bye!





Bob: BYE peeps

Check her out!

Hey Guys! Check out my bff Claires blog

At
http://supdawg12.blogspot.com/

99 years of tourchier ep 4 i guess

Hey folks!! Today on 99 years of  touchier we are having Austin explain about her self.Take it away  Austin.


Austin: Ok Bob thanks alot! Today Im telling alot of crap about me
here i go

1. Favorite Color: Green
2. Favorite  Food: Mac-n-Cheese
3. Favorite Dessert:Ice Cream
4. Favorite Boy Band: One Direction
5. Favorite Girl Singer: Christina Aguilara
6. From: Big Rapids Michigan
7. Live in now: Stafford Virginia
8. Named After: The Song From Blake Shelton Austin
9. I have my own Cat named Bob My Parents have Two dogs Named Boy=Malicia Girl=Shadie

10.Last is Ive Had alot or expierence in Virginia so much stuff like:

• Cheerleading
• Going to DC
• Meeting my best friend Claire

99 years of tourcher ep.3

Good what ever time it is Today on (dun dun dun dun dun dun) 99 years of touchier i today i don't know our subject 

Austin: well bob that's because Jerry only told me our subject today

Bob: well then ..... whats the subject 

Austin: (long pause) I don't know

Bob: i thought you said he told you 

Austin : he did but..but....but

Bob: But what Austin

Austin: i cant seem to find it in my head really....

  

Bob: oh so you forgot..... Great! now what!
Austin: i can ask Jerry Be Right Back 

Bob: Wait! Austin! Don't leave me alone! what do i say!........................................................Oh hello Audience How yall doing today I'm high fine d dandy.....

Austin: BOB!BOB!BOB!BOB!BOB!

Bob: what!what!what!what!what!

Austin: our news is on Jokes For KIDS!!!

Bob: Really... did you look at it right!?!

Austin: YES!!!!

Bob: Ok Austin take it away 

Austin: why cant you!?!

Bob: Because....i gotta pee

Austin:Ok have fun Bob

Bob: I will

Austin:Anyway First of the day here we go

1. What is black when u buy it, red when u use it and grey when u throw it away? ( Answer Is:Coal!!)
2. Why are cooks cruel?(Answer Is:Because they whip cream and beat eggs!)
3. When is it a dinosaurs favourite day to eat?( Answer Is:Tuesday or Friday!!!!) 

Ok thats all for today folks bye! have a lovely weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What im tweeting

Shout out to Christinia Aguilara of her new song Your body Nice song Christinia Aguilara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Austin

Twitter

Guys my blog is basicley my twitter altho i dont have one this is my twitter i guess
But if i say shout out to blah blah blah its what i would tweet
so just letting you all know

Michigan

Hey Its the sass master....lol anyway today i had a long day at school wish it was nov 17 because of Michigan:) love yall!!!!

99 years of tourcher ep.2

Ok folks today in (dundundun) 99 years of tourcher

we are talking about how to aproch a teacher Now but i have to go to the docter because aparently u cant text while riding a bike....... Hey who knew?.....anyways take it away Austin....................

Ok Bob........ well when you aprouch a teacher for the first time you wanna inpress them so you first start with a gift like and apple or a box of chocolate. Then try to keep a tighty desk and next if mabe on the third day of school you make a mistake and mabe somthing like forget your  homework thats ok as long as its not 24 7 your ok but if its 24 7 mabe you need help with a friend whos all tighted up brings homework each day your good because they can help you if you ask nicely like Hey so-n-so Can you help me with..... thats all it is and if your friend says no you wanna hope that they said it like Sorry i cant im doing somthing very inportent..... thats ok find another friend the same then  you shall be good Ok back to Bob

Thanks Austin nice helpful in vice well now i have helpful advice too as you can tell i have a show ready for you here we go

BAD: Hey Fat Teacher your looking ugly today 

Now thats a bad choice heres a good choice

Good: Good moring Mrs.Jonson How are you

Mrs.Jonson: Im good Thanks

Student: thats great Ur welcome

Thats a great choice! alright thats all for today folks

Austin: Bye ladies and gentlemen

99 Years Of Torcher Time for our News

Today is the voice dun dun dun

Ladies and Gentlemen It is time for (dun dun dundunnnnn) News! :P hope yall enjoy! Austin take it away!

Austin: Ok , Thanks bob ur looking high danding today! Well... Anyway today on 99 years of torcher  So today we are telling you guys bout how On November 17th i am going to Michigan (SCORE!!!!!) Me and my BEST friend and i are having so much sleep overs (DOUBLE SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) But i cant waait to see my Aunt Kammy and My grandma Weed

Back to bob in the studios 

Thanks Austin have a blast In Michigan ok thank all for today folks....................

Random

Hey Sorry i havent bloged in a while i just have ben busy I love You all my family and friends wish i could move to Michigan

Blogs

Hey everyone my cousin and my friend claire Made a blog so if you woul like to go on there blog

Claire=www.supdawg12.blogspot.com
Mikaela=www.kaylaswolflove.blogspot.com




Thanks

Good

Everyone i will be doing a good mmorning quot everyday or morning just to let  you know

Well This is One Direction

This is liam
This is Harry

This is Zayn

This is louis

 

This Niall

This is THE ADDVEBTURES OF 1D

 

Hey I changed my Blog back round tim to go to bed NIGHT love you all this is Christain Beadles

cant sleep again

hey everyone! im up at what ever time it is still listening to One direction I love You all ONe direction and my family.

couldnt sleep

Hey everyone my stomach hurts i think im hungry but idk  i woke up and then couldnt sleep.

Who likes my back round i think i do oh and for the peeps who dont know them they are
One Direction 
      ILOVEYOUONEDIRECTION
the people in onedirection are

1. Liam Payne
2. Harry Styles
3. Zayn Malik
4. LouisTomlinson
5. Niall Horan

My Favorite in order are Liam,Harry,Zayn,Louis and Niall.

The Voice

• Hey Everyone Im watching the voice With my 4 favorite singers besides 1D witch are 

1. The Famos CEE LO GREEN
2. The dashing Adam Lavine
3. The country Hick Blake Shelton

And the fashion beautiful Christinia Aguilara
I LOVE SINGING 




~gamerdiva@gmail.com

Doctor Time

Hey today i have to go to the Doctor... They have to look in my stomach with some ball they move around my stomach and its a X-ray to help them see in my stomach. Wish me luck!!!!!