99 years of tourcher ep.3

Good what ever time it is Today on (dun dun dun dun dun dun) 99 years of touchier i today i don't know our subject 

Austin: well bob that's because Jerry only told me our subject today

Bob: well then ..... whats the subject 

Austin: (long pause) I don't know

Bob: i thought you said he told you 

Austin : he did but..but....but

Bob: But what Austin

Austin: i cant seem to find it in my head really....

  

Bob: oh so you forgot..... Great! now what!
Austin: i can ask Jerry Be Right Back 

Bob: Wait! Austin! Don't leave me alone! what do i say!........................................................Oh hello Audience How yall doing today I'm high fine d dandy.....

Austin: BOB!BOB!BOB!BOB!BOB!

Bob: what!what!what!what!what!

Austin: our news is on Jokes For KIDS!!!

Bob: Really... did you look at it right!?!

Austin: YES!!!!

Bob: Ok Austin take it away 

Austin: why cant you!?!

Bob: Because....i gotta pee

Austin:Ok have fun Bob

Bob: I will

Austin:Anyway First of the day here we go

1. What is black when u buy it, red when u use it and grey when u throw it away? ( Answer Is:Coal!!)
2. Why are cooks cruel?(Answer Is:Because they whip cream and beat eggs!)
3. When is it a dinosaurs favourite day to eat?( Answer Is:Tuesday or Friday!!!!) 

Ok thats all for today folks bye! have a lovely weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!